A transcript of Season 6, Seeing Double!.
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Kwazii (Narrating): Seeing Double!
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(Back at the Octopod, the Octonauts are eating the Vegimals’ famous kelp spaghetti. While everyone twirls a forkful and eats, Peso pokes the spaghetti with his fork.)
Captain Barnacles: Um, Peso, you’re not eating. Is everything alright?
Peso (raises his fork and snaps back to reality): Huh? Oh, I’m fine, Captain. I’m just worried about Kwazii. It’s not like him being late for dinner.
Captain Barnacles: Well, you know Kwazii, always caught up with something. I wonder where he could be. (The Octo-Hatch opens and Kwazii jumps out of it, sweaty and nervous. He walks to the table and takes a seat between his friends, silent and scared.) Kwazii, where’ve you been?
(Kwazii sweats.)
Shellington: Um, hungry, Kwazii? (Kwazii is still sweating while Shellington carries a plate over.) Here, have some of Tunip’s famous kelp spaghetti. It’s almost as good as regular spaghetti.
(Kwazii uses his levitation powers to lift the plate, leans forward, and eats it all up like a pig. He then sits in the bench, sweating profusely and burping quietly.)
Captain Barnacles (concerned): So, um, Kwazii, what did Sofia tell you while Peso and I were playing soccer with Jake?
(Kwazii begins to talk but keeps himself silent.)
Peso: Don’t worry, Kwazii. We won’t be upset. Just tell us.
(Kwazii shakes his head and still has his mouth shut tight.)
Captain Barnacles: Kwazii, don’t keep it to yourself. Just tell us: what did Sofia tell you about out of the soccer field?
(Kwazii begins to sweat uncontrollably and suddenly, his blue whale charm begins to glow which means he is about to perform his super sonic scream again.)
Kwazii (in a loud sonic voice): “I SWEAR, CAPTAIN! BIG SECRET! SOFIA SAID SO!!!” (clamps his paws over his mouth as the Octonauts are blown away and crash onto the wall, covered in kelp spaghetti, and they and the Vegimals moan)
Captain Barnacles: Kwazii! How many times do we have to tell you to stop doing that?
Kwazii: Oh! Um, sorry guys.
Captain Barnacles and Peso (together in tandem): “Since when does Kwazii shower?”